#will this child ever not delight me #can everyone else just look at him and take notes

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

ccmadbox:

i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite relationships → Ross Geller & Rachel Green.

Because she’s your lobster. C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin’ around their tank, ya know, holding claws like…”

karenin:

Not had much time to pick this up lately but we’re getting there!

 Dylan O’Brienwinner of Breakthrough Actor Award, speaks onstage at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.

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jc-anne:

starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

I know other factors come into play.

But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

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